For the past couple of months, my runs have been consistently slowing down. My easy pace has slowed about 30-40 seconds, while my perceived effort levels have increased, so that it feels like I’m expending more energy running 9:40’s than I used to running 8:50’s. My long run paces have slowed even more, to the 10:xx’s. NOT COOL.
And then Thursday I had something of a running breakthrough. I’d struggled to maintain my 8:30 tempo pace the morning before, but this time I was running high 8’s without much effort, my legs turning over in long, easy strides. It may or may not have been the free, promotional Coldstone ice cream waiting for me at the end of my 6 mile loop, but either way, I was happy, inspired even. I’d gotten some of my old mojo back! (knock on wood)
Then Saturday – long run day, also known as the Day I Have to Wake Up At the Asscrack of Dawn to Deliberately Inflict Pain on my Body. I headed out for the trails, planning on 17 or 18, and for the first time in a very, very long time, took my iPod with me. I never run with music because I try to train my mind to talk me through the tough miles, to build mental endurance, I guess. But with some mild training burn-out, I figure anything I could do to just make this one run fun would be worth it. I started slow, letting my legs again get used to the crazy dips and climbs in the woods.
A few miles in, I had some extra mileage from a few detours I took and getting lost and backtracking, so I decided to go for a full 20 miles. The Garmin beeped at mile 5 and read 9:46; my easy, long run pace is supposed to be 9:53. Slow down! I yelled at myself, knowing I’d probably bonk halfway through. Starting on my second, 6-mile loop, it felt like I dropped pace a bit but the Garmin kept beeping 9:23, 9:24, 9:30. The beginning of my 3rd loop – Mile 14 – was a friggin’ 9:05 mile.
My splits from the last 3rd of the 20 miles read 9:05, 9:24, 9:36, 9:30, 9:26, 9:32, and I ended the 20th mile with an 8:55 pace. So that’s 20 miles in about 3 hours and 13 minutes. I didn’t count the few times I paused to chug water and Gatorade, and suck down a few gels, but now I’m thinking maybe I should, since those stops probably refreshed my legs. On the downside, every time I stopped, giant mutant mosquitos swarmed toward my bare skin, and I now have 5 or 6 humongous bites over me. I probably looked like I was having a seizure, running and trying to scratch my thighs, neck, underarms, etc.
I’m not sore AT ALL today (that 8 bag pound of ice I bought and dumped into my bath probably helped, even though I screamed my head off), although I am itchy as all hell EVERYWHERE (do you think they make bug-repellant Bodyglide?). Needless to say, I’m pretty pumped now for the even higher mileage and tougher training coming up! I am TOUGH! I eat PAIN for BREAKFAST! YEAH!
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Fried Rice with Sausage Links
Actually, I eat fried rice for breakfast. I wanted something brunchy today, and sausage links were on sale at the grocery store. I had some leftover brown rice in the fridge – the key to making fried rice is to use rice that’s been sitting in the fridge for at least overnight so it has the right hardened texture – and mixed it up with some chopped cucumber, tomato, and scrambled eggs, seasoned with some chicken powder and a dash of soy sauce. Grill the sausages, load up on the rice, and enjoy! Yummier than pain, I would imagine.
Fiancee and I tried out a new Thai restaurant the other night, and although the food was absolutely fantastic and the service impeccable (hello, cute old Asian lady who reminds me of my mother!), at the end of my meal, I got this in my fortune cookie:

WTF
What the hell kind of fortune is this?!!?! What, just because I eschew perfume for Bodyglide, just because my hair is perpetually up in a running-convenient ponytail, just because my power calves are too muscular to fit into sexy stiletto boots, this means I have lost my girl card? Whatever happened to the good ol’ “You will make a trip over water soon!” or “Good health will be yours for a long time”? Or even the language-butchering, learn Chinese words ones, I would take those over this. I am very feminine, or at the very least, I still have toenails to paint.
ETA: I AM SO EFFIN’ EXCITED FOR THE NEW AMAZING RACE ON CBS TONIGHT!































