Despite protests from Boyfriend, I went ahead and ran my first 5K on Saturday morning. The temperature was a balmy -3 ° F with a -25 ° wind chill. I went out at 7:30 AM to get in a 2-mile warm-up before the 9 AM race. I don’t live in an athletic area, I run alone, and having never done a race before, it was amazing to me that I was suddenly surrounded by people just like me. People doing the same stretches as me! People in Underarmor tights! People just as qualified for clinical insanity!

I didn’t even realize the starting horn had sounded until a second later, when everyone started running by me. Against the instinct of trying to catch up with the runners in front of me, I tried to pace myself. I was passed, but as the road stretched on, I began passing those who had started too fast. I ran by one guy and yelled, “I can’t feel my face anymore!” He just chuckled.
In the middle of the third mile, I turned the last corner, saw the finish line, and tried to force my frozen, numb feet to pick up the pace. The clock was ticking into 24:50, I picked out Boyfriend from the crowd, and then started sprinting as hard as I could for the end.

I finished in 24:58, with an 8:02 average pace. The race was populated with track kids and older, male runners, and despite eating the Humble Pie that comes with being smoked by the under-14 and 50+ age division, I managed to snag a first place finish in the female 20-29 division. First place in my first race? Can you see how this builds up unrealistically optimistic expectations and the foundation for a bad obsession?

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Here is the recipe for the cinnamon rolls I made, from Cooks.com. I’m thinking less flour and rolling them out thinner will help with the doughy-ness. Also, less water for a thicker glaze.
Ingredients:
1 pkg dry yeast
1 egg
1 tsp. salt
2 cups milk
5-6 cups flour
1 stick butter
sugar, cinnamon, and nutmeg
1/2 cup maple syrup
1/2 cup butter
1 cup water
1 cup brown sugar
Directions:
1.) Dissolve yeast in 1/2 cup warm water. Bring milk to simmer, then add 4 tbsp. of butter. Remove from heat and cool, then add to the yeast mixture, along with the egg.
2.) Add salt and flour gradually until dough forms and is no longer sticky. Knead until smooth, roll into a ball, and set aside to rise for about 2 hours.
3.) Roll out flat, about 1/4 of an inch thick. Soften the butter, and spread evenly across. Mix sugar, cinnamon, and nutmeg and sprinkle generously across. Then roll-up the dough, it should resemble a tube. Cut into 2-inch thick sections.
4.) In a saucepan, mix the maple syrup, butter, water, and brown sugar. Bring to a boil for about 3 minutes, then pour into a baking pan. Place the rolls on top. Bake for 30-40 minutes at 350 °.
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My mom called last night to tell me my grandma just passed away.
It’s a strange feeling for me because while I wasn’t particularly close to her, she was a regularity in my trips back to China. She helped raise me when I was very little and I know she loved me, but she wasn’t actually a “good” person. She was judgmental and paranoid and selfish, and treated her maids and home nurses like crap. She wasn’t healthy at all, but she had been arthritic and bed-ridden for so long that I think we all thought she would outlive everyone, yelling and complaining from her bed.
I was going to fly back for Chinese New Year, but now I’m leaving a week in advance for the funeral. Wish me happy running in China.